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Au revoir!

December 22nd, 2006

First and foremost, I have an exciting new comic! (With this and the other pictures, click to make it larger)
adoption
After we finished doling out finals on Tuesday, we decided to celebrate the end of the semester (and Leonid Brezhnev’s 100th birthday) by going to the sauna. Russian sauna (not to be confused with banya) as now replaced Anastasia as my reason to study Russian language/culture. In America, most saunas that I’ve been in have been attached to some sports center or a public swimming pool. You sit in an absurdly hot room and sweat and that’s the end of the story.

In Russia, you (and a group of friends) generally rent out the private sauna area, which includes the sauna room, a changing area, a small pool, and a hanging-out room (usually with a large table and plastic shot glasses). The sauna we went to near Joanna’s also had karaoke. You hang out in the wonderfully hot sauna room for awhile to work up a sweat, then immediately run out of the room and jump into a cold pool that usually looks something like this:
pool

Alternatively (and weather-permitting), you run past the night guard out the front door and roll around in the snow until you no longer feel your skin. Then you run back into the sauna to get warm again or take a break for snacks/drinks. Rinse, lather, repeat (in our case, for three solid hours). Probably the greatest feeling experience you can have.
In other news, the semester officially ends today. Next semester, I have four ZII classes (3 Mon/Fri 1 Tues/Fri) and a conversation class, so I’ll be leaving my current students, which for the most part is definitely a shame. Here’s some shots of my last class on Mon/Thurs at our class party.
ZII2

ZII
Nearly all of my students passed, which was fantastic. In the second picture above, the guy (Dmitriy) got 100% and the girl on the far right (Sasha) got a 99%. I rock!

And of course, I’ll be losing my hooligans, which is actually pretty sad. They gave me a pig-themed snowglobe in honor of the upcoming Chinese Year of the Pig (most teachers have received a pig in some fashion). Here’s a picture from our Christmas party with Ann II (top) and Ira.
hooligans

Even my notoriously difficult class was sad to lose me, as evidenced by their absolutely amazing gift- a pretty alcohol-serving set made of Russian crystal (a town near us is famous for its crystal-making factory)
crystal

And after today, most of the teachers will be parting for the first time in four months. Molly and Nicole (seen here before sauna) are headed off to Petersburg and Kiev.
molly and nicole

While Joanna and Eric (in the marshrutka before the club) are two of the teachers headed home to the States for break.
eric and joanna

This will likely be my last blog post until I return from my London/Paris adventure with my mom (I promise pictures and at least one entertaining story). And just to give you an idea of the high life I’m living out here in Vladimir, here’s a picture of my monthly salary. Somehow getting paid in cash is so much more gratifying.
money
Lest you think I’m livin’ it up, keep in mind that the 1000 ruble notes (in green) go to Nina Mikhailovna for putting up with me, and the resulting 7000 rubles adds up to a grand total of 250ish dollars and primarily goes to transportation and food (with occasional sauna trips, of course).

Halfway done

December 14th, 2006

Ordinarily, at 3:30 on on Thursday, I’d be rushing around trying to finish making copies and worrying that my lesson plan was too short/long/confusing/pointless. Alas, not today! And not for the rest of the semester. Today my classes have oral exams and a general review day, then our classes next week are the final written exam and the class party. Essentially real class is just about over, and the teachers get a bit of a breather before semester two hits. Meaning half of us are off to the States, Bob’s off to Krasnodar, Molly and Nicole are (tentatively) off to Kiev, and I to London! Have I mentioned how thrilled I am about that yet?

It’s currently a mystery as to what levels we’ll all be teaching next semester, but Galina Petrovna has promised that we’ll all have at least one of our current levels (meaning I’ll either be seeing some of my darling students again in AI, or taking on Sara’s ZIs in ZII).

Also, I have a new shop at CafePress http://www.cafepress.com/ozymandyas. All I have up right now is a 12-month wall calendar with my pictures from Vladimir and general Russia life (nice Xmas gift to for yourselves, parents/family), but once I have time to relax a little and think of non-ESL creative things, there will be more there.

New comic sometime this weekend, I promise. But that’s all for now, folks.

New Comic

December 5th, 2006

For the unaware, I’ve started a set of unfunny webcomics to fill up the hours when I should be working have lots of free time. There’s a new one about unreal conditional clauses (aka If I had a million dollars…). Check ‘em out. It’s not like you have anything better to do. ;-)

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