At around 1 pm Central Standard Time (GMT-6) Thursday, I got on this big, blue, lovely plane.

At around 4:30 pm South Korean Standard Time (GMT+9) on Friday, I got off this cramped, ugly piece of junk. Okay, in all seriousness it was a good flight, minus the fact that I had a middle seat. Fortunately, I was wise enough to invest in a neck pillow at O’Hare and sleeping pills before the trip and spent most of the flight somewhere between sleep and blurry unconsciousness.
At any rate, I survived and found my way around to customs/baggage/currency exchange, figured out how to use pay phones, hopped on a bus headed downtown and met up with someone from my school who brought me here:

My lovely entryway with a step to remind you that SHOES ARE FORBIDDEN inside. It’s a small entryway and I almost stepped up onto the wood floor to get out of my pseudo-guide’s way and got snipped at. Okay! No shoes!

Here’s the apartment itself. My room-mate of undefined origin comes on Sunday, so I managed to snag the better of the twin beds (about a 1% upgrade, but the sheets are from Bedding Korea) Off the edge of the photo on the top right is an air conditioner which is primarily not featured because it’s not hooked up to work. For those unfamiliar with Korean summer weather, Friday was a nice toasty 85 degrees. My guide promised it (and the TV) would get fixed later.

Across from the beds/wardrobe is the mini-kitchen. This apartment is so Russian-feeling it makes me giggle. Even the stove needs to have the gas switched on and off. Which, after my guide showed me, made me curious about the shower situation…

Here’s the bathroom (which is just off to the side of the entryway). Don’t be fooled by that closet and machine in the back, that’s the washing machine that only the cleaning lady knows how to operate. First of all, I was excited to see a non-squatty potty PLUS toilet paper. Then, I noticed that I didn’t see a shower. That’s because the shower(head) is hanging up right to the left of the sink and that drain on the floor is indeed the shower drain. Interesting, but manageable.
The harder part came when I wanted to shower after unpacking last night. My guide (who also sort-of told me how to get to the subway station and to work at 9am on Monday before jetting off) told me that in order to get hot water I needed to press the hot water button. This button is on the thermostat right above the shelf in the entryway photo. Easy- I press the button and hop in the bathroom to shower. However, my guide neglected to elucidate that when you press this magic button, the water goes to exactly one temperature: slightly below boiling. Now I like hot showers, but this was extreme. I had already managed to lather myself up with the increasingly warmer water and needed at least to rinse off without losing part of my skin, so I hopped my soapy self out of the bathroom-shower across the little hall and hit the button again. I rinsed off quickly as the water turned back to its other temperature- slightly above freezing. At this point, I was desperate to wash my hair, so I repeated the process of lathering up my hair using the rapidly heating/cooling water, hopping out into the hall to press the button and rushing back in again. Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Either there’s some trick that I haven’t figured out yet to keep it at a reasonable temperature or Koreans take the shortest showers in the history of mankind. Hopefully when my roommate comes on Sunday with the guide we’ll be able to figure it out together, so we don’t have a peepshow every time one of us gets stinky.
Anyway! After my shower and a quick run to the grocery store for juice, I managed to fall asleep from about 10pm-4am. I figured out how to hook myself up to some free stolen internet (however precariously- see my laptop next to the stove?) and looked up my neighborhood and how to get around until I got sleepy enough to nap. Now it’s about 10 am and I need to shower (eep), change and explore the neighborhood a bit. Ahn nyeong haseyo!